Top 10 Generals of Western History


In our modernized, mechanized age of warfare, where decisions are made by civilians, officers far from any line of combat, congressional committees, and unknown military strategists in committee, an army is a faceless thing. For the last six decades, the idea of massed armies doing battle has been considered a curiosity of the past, and warfare is often viewed more as an endemic state of some sort rather than a series of events.

Once, however, responsibility and consequence were not so diffused. Brilliant strategic, tactical, and logistical minds had immediate and total control of large armies, and those armies became victorious or defeated because of one man’s ability. In our attempt to survey the great generals of history, we must limit ourselves, or at least agree to common terms. For the purposes of this list, those eligible for inclusion must have been field commanders, with undeniable autonomy in their battles; no armchair generals or errand boys here.

10. Attila the Hun

Leader of the Hunnish empire that stretched from the borders of modern day France to the steppes of Russia, this thorn in the side of both Roman and Byzantine empires assembled a massive force of all the tribes and nations traditionally viewed as provincial savages – Huns, Goths, Ostrogoths, Vandals, and many more, and nearly conquered mainland Europe. In the template of other “barbarian” conquerors to come after him, like Genghis Khan, he showed the lie of assumed Western superiority; and whenever your enemies names you “the Scourge of God”, you can assume you’ve proved yourself a respected threat.

9. Frederick the Great
Frederick II of Prussia was a student of modern warfare, and later its guiding voice in the late 18th century. He modernized the army of his disjointed pseudo-German kingdom, and fought continuous wars against Austria, the dominating power of the Holy Roman Empire at the time. Known for both his books and treatises on warfare, as well as leading troops into battle personally (he had six horses shot from under him), Frederick was a force to be reckoned with

8. George S. Patton
The most controversial figure of the Allied forces in WWII, Patton himself may have believed himself to be reincarnated from more ancient warriors, carrying their bravery and experience into his battles. A promising early career helping Pershing hunt Pancho Villa jumpstarted Patton into the armored corps, where he became a mentor to Eisenhower (later promoted over his head). In WWII, he gladly used the Germans’ blitzkrieg against them, using the maneuverability of American armored units to out maneuver German lines and gaining large amounts of ground over short periods of time. His infamous incidents, including troops under his command executing more than one massacre, and Patton’s slapping of a supposedly cowardly soldier in a field hospital, contributed to his decline, but more than anyone else, he led the Allies to victory in Europe.

Notable contemporaries: Benard Montgomery, British general and competitior; Erwin Rommel, Nazi tank commander and adversary

7. Joan of Arc
The maid of Orleans is the only commander on this list to have had to share command in even her finest moments of victory, but as she is also the only woman, one feels an exception is in order. A French peasant girl who claimed visions from God, she traveled to Charles II, the French king losing the war to the English. Though she was hampered by skepticism at first, Joan influenced several important French victories, leading charges personally, and inspiring French troops to renewed fervor. Tried and executed by an English court for witchcraft, she was later exonerated, beatified, and made the patron saint of France


6. Julius Caesar
The famed consul of Rome was perhaps the ablest of the late Republic’s military leaders, vying with his co-consul, Pompey for glory in subjugating territory to Rome’s expansionist will. His campaign against the Gauls is still required reading in many military academies, and his defeat of Pompey nearly granted him the kingship of firmly republican Rome. The political and personal treachery that ended his life and provided the opportunity for his nephew, Octavian, to become emperor, is legendary, but Caesar’s successes were more reliant on the loyalty and victory of his armies than political maneuvering.

Notable contemporaries: Pompey the Great (adversary), Marc Antony (protégé)
5. George Washington
Washington was the pivotal, and probably most successful, leader of the American revolutionary forces vying for independence from the British Empire. Though ably assisted by several subordinates (including Benedict Arnold, whose military acumen has been overshadowed by his famous betrayal), Washington proved the uniting force of the Continental Army, leading it to victory at Trenton and Yorktown, and holding the piecemeal forces together in the hard winter at Valley Forge. Being elected President twice without serious opposition seemed the least Americans could do for their war leader
4. Robert E. Lee
Lee, perhaps the most successful commander in history against numerically and materially superior forces, was the gentle genius in charge of the Army of Northern Virginia and most Confederate forces during the Civil War. He developed a reputation of near omniscience among both enemies and allies, and soundly thrashed Union forces soundly on numerous occasions. His losses, few as they were, were generally more devastating to his opponents than himself, and Ulysses S. Grant, the only general to successfully corner Lee, was forced to adopt a strategy of attrition, rather than any attempt to outfight Lee.

3. Salah ad Din
Saladin, as he is known in our language, was the most outstanding leader of the Crusades, hampering the fledgling crusader states and European invasions with equal aplomb. Known for his calm and rationality, his lack of fanaticism, and his respect for his opponents, he conquered Syria, Egypt, and most of modern day Israel steadily and without great difficulty. He was enormously respected by nearly all of his rivals, and maintained an epistolary friendship with Richard the Lionheart, sending him gifts, horses, and his own physician.

2. Hannibal Barca
The most feared opponent Rome ever faced, this Carthaginian general was raised to the task of defeating the Romans from early childhood by his father, Hasdrubal. Hannibal abandoned previous Carthaginian tactics of passive naval superiority, and marched a force on elephants over the Italian Alps. Defeating the Romans at nearly every battle he fought, he made a Roman general, Quintus Fabius Maximus, famous merely for being able to delay Hannibal’s advance without enormous loss of life (Fabius was granted the title “Cunctator”, or delayer, by the Roman senate). At Cannae, Hannibal’s forces, cobbled together and suffering from losses, routed an enormous Roman army, killing or capturing upwards of fifty thousand enemies. Eventually defeated by Scipio Africanus and deserted by his government, he remained a scourge the Romans invoked to justify razing Carthage.

1. Napoleon Bonaparte
Born a Corsican, Napoleon became by far the most able general of the modern age, rising from obscurity during the Revolution to Consul and Emperor of the French Empire which spanned from Madrid to Moscow and from Oslo to Cairo. Originally an artilleryman, he led campaigns that conquered the Italian States, Austria, Egypt, Prussia, Spain, the Netherlands, Swedish Pomerania, parts of the Caribbean, and large swathes of Russia. Leading brilliant campaigns, using concentrated force in lightning strikes on the field, developing independent and complete army corps (a system still modeled today), installing puppet rulers, conscripting troops from each nation he subdued, and inspiring a host of marshals who were all able tacticians themselves (Murat, Massena, Bernadotte, Ney, and many others), Napoleon revolutionized warfare. No less than four international alliances of powers were required to bring his empire to its knees, and without the simultaneous pressure or Russian winter, British naval domination, Spanish guerillas, and Wellington’s stolid and unbreakable Anglo-Spanish-Portuguese Army, very likely Bonaparte would have sat astride the his European conquests for years to come.

Sadly, this list cannot be exhaustive; our knowledge comes to us through dubious historians, and a mythos that may deny some great leaders their due. Notables who missed the top ten by a hair: Alexander the Great, who conquered most of Southeastern Europe, Asia Minor, and large parts of India in a single sweeping campaign, before dying in tears that “there were no more worlds to conquer”; Genghis Khan, whose horde took most of China and Russia; Charlemagne, the first Holy Roman Emperor, who took Western Europe in the late Dark Ages, defeating native tribes, isolated kingdoms, and Moorish conquerors alike; and of course, contemporaries and rivals of those in the top ten. Wellington, Jackson, Pericles, Leonidas, Grant, Pompey, Garibaldi, and Tokugawa all played their roles, and should not be underestimated lightly. But the ten we have inscribed are perhaps the most iconic, representative, and beloved (or feared) of conquerors, a breed of men that knew the direst times of human history, and thrived in them. We shall not see their like again.
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OMUL ANULUI ! Fonatorul FACEBOOK !


Time / AP
26-year-old founder of social online network Facebook and its executive director - the youngest billionaire in the world. December 15, 2010 Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, is depicted on the cover of Time magazine edition of "Man of the Year 2010". At 26, Zuckerberg - The youngest deserved this title after the aviator Charles Lindenberg, whom the status of "Man of the Year" was awarded in 1927, when he was 25 years old.


2. December 14, 2010 Zuckerberg is the California Hall of Fame. He gained fame not only as the youngest billionaire in the world, but also as an outstanding newcomer in the world of philanthropy. This year, he vowed to donate $ 100 million on the development of public schools in Newark, New Jersey.
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3. October 5, 2010 In the main administration Facebook in Palo Alto, California. Zuckerberg commented on his page on Facebook: «The title of" Man of the Year "- it's a real honor and recognition of how our team is not numerous creates what hundreds of millions of people trying to use to make the world more open and more united. I am happy that I am a part of it. "
Paul Sakuma / AP
4. October 5, 2010 Zuckerberg launched the first version of Facebook from his dorm room at Harvard. Senior students have filed suit, claiming he stole their idea - a charge which was the main idea of the movie "Social Networks", published in 2010.
Paul Sakuma / AP
5. September 25, 2010 At a press conference on the donation of $ 100 million to develop public schools of Newark, to Zuckerberg joined Newark Mayor Cory A. Brooker (left) and Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie.
Gary He / AP
6. August 8, 2010 During a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., Zuckerberg is watching as a software developer Ben Facebook Gertsfild beat the gong to mark start «Places» - a new social networking features based on location.
Tony Avelar / AP
7. April 21, 2010 Facebook, which began as a small network, available only for college students, has grown to the scale of the site, costing billions of dollars, and claims the attendance of 500 million regular users.

Marcio Jose Sanchez / AP
8. July 23, 2008 During a conference in San Francisco in 2008 to develop a Facebook f8, Zuckerberg shows option Facebook Connect. This technology allows Facebook users to start using any site on the Internet without additional registration.
Eric Risberg / AP
9. July 23, 2008 Editor of Time magazine, Richard Stengel called Zuckerberg a central figure in world development, which has caused "erosion of faith in authority, decentralization of power and at the same time, possibly growing faith in each other."
Eric Risberg / AP
10. November 6, 2007 "Man of the Year" according to "Time" - a person or event who are most influenced the development of culture and media in a given year, for better or for worse.

Craig Ruttle / AP
11. February 5, 2007 In the Personal Information page Zuckerberg on Facebook you can read the following words: "I try to make the world more open."
Paul Sakuma / AP
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7 Reasons Why the World is Best Explored on Foot

We travel the world for pleasure, business or to meet family and friends, and mostly, we let ourselves be transported by planes, trains, cars and whatever means are appropriate. But, if we stop for a moment and think about the origin of the word 'travel' we will realize that we often neglect the most natural means of transport - our feet.

'Travel' derives from the Old French word 'travail' which means work. This in turn apparently goes back to the Latin word 'tripalium' which was a three-legged sort of whip used by the Romans to drive slaves. Being on the move was work, walking miles and miles to get from A to B, getting dirty and sweaty in the process.

No modern-day traveler is required to submit himself to torture, but a little bit of 'travail' by exploring our destinations on foot, as opposed to hopping on a tour bus and letting yourself be guided to pre-selected destinations, goes a long way to increasing the pleasure of travel. We travel to satisfy our curiosity and to discover the real side of the country of our choice. If we don't put in a bit of legwork we will miss out on all of the following:

Meeting the locals


You have arrived at your destination and the first thing you do is get your bearings. More after the break...

Plan in hand and shunning a guided tour, I made my way to the cathedral in Santiago de Compostela. As inevitably happens, the map always looks different than the reality and I decided to ask directions of an elegant lady on the street. We fell into a conversation. "If you are looking for something really typical of Santiago," she said, "you should visit the statue of the 3 Marias, our local heroines."

She continued to explain that said Marias had been three sisters who, during the times of Franco, had suffered serious hardship. Bound on pulling themselves out of misery, they began to design and sew their own clothes and, every day at the dot of 3pm, set out on a walk around the city center, modeling their clothes and, as they had a lot of wit and a sharp tongue, flirting with the students and providing entertainment for an entire city during dreary times. After their death, a statue was erected in their honor and Galician poets even dedicated poems to them. No guidebook mentions this story, which I would not have discovered without taking to the street.

Beating the traffic



Have you ever thought how many taxis, buses and minibuses are needed to ferry tourists around and what that does to the environment? Take to your feet and you use the 'greenest' means of transport possible and, more often than not, you arrive faster than anybody on four wheels.

Our cruise ship had just docked in Charlotte Amalie, the capital of the Caribbean island of St. Thomas. I saw that the town center was approximately 2 miles away and decided to walk along the ocean front up to the 99 steps which I wanted to visit. My fellow passengers were not inclined to follow my example and headed for the buses and taxis. "Two miles," one gentleman huffed, "you can't walk that!!" No? I thought to myself. Watch me.

Charlotte Amalie is a small town and the roads are not equipped to accommodate the sudden influx of thousands and thousands of cruise ship passengers, all arriving at once and all headed for the same direction. Result: they got stuck in a traffic jam and looked slightly miffed when I overtook them on foot, happily waving at some very long faces. Moreover, I arrived at the 99 steps and the World Amber Museum well ahead of the crowd and had the place to myself.

Exercise while seeing the sights


There is yet another benefit to exploring on foot. Just think that even one hour of walking at a leisurely pace burns 38 calories at a body weight of 150 lbs. That allows for a little extra treat without fear of putting on the dreaded holiday pounds and beats a treadmill any day.

Avoiding the tourist crowds


Tourist guides and hotel staff will recommend restaurants full of other travelers, but I prefer to go and take a look at where the locals assuage their hunger.

I was richly rewarded for this in Kusadasi, a lovely Turkish port town on the Aegean Sea. Discarding the more elegant places, I opted for a small, half-open place called "Toro" where I saw a lot of Turkish businessmen having their lunch. It had long communal tables and benches and an open hot and cold buffet where you just pointed at what you wanted. Or you could ask for fish and then sit down by the waterfront and watch fisherman pulling out what you were about to eat a few minutes later. The lamb shanks I had were so tender that I didn't need a knife and a rich fruit platter came as free desert. The total bill was a lot cheaper than anywhere else, because if not, the locals would have protested.

Discovering curiosities


The real joy of travel is to come upon sites which aren't mentioned anywhere and that's only possible if you deviate from the beaten path - on foot. Another stop of my cruise was Tortola and its tiny capital Road Town. Meandering along Main Street, I happened upon a folklore museum which was the smallest museum I have ever seen - just one room and easy to miss. I was the only visitor and the curator told me a lot of local stories, which taught me a more about the island life and mentality than any guide book could have.

Seeing nature up close and personal


Taking to your feet allows you to enjoy tropical flora and fauna at close quarters. A botanical garden is fine, but a 'jungle walk' on your own is a much better adventure.

Again in St. Thomas, I saw the Skyride, a cable car going up and down Flag Hill to Paradise Point. I admit, I took it up, but when I discovered a path leading down, I decided to follow it. My first companion was a bright red butterfly which settled on my shoulder and stayed with me all the way. I saw colorful birds and lizards scuttling out of the way and enjoyed wonderful views of the island and the ocean peeking through the trees. Best of all, I was all alone.

Feeling like you belong


In my eyes, that's the best of all. Anybody moving in a group or climbing out of a tourist bus is instantly tagged as a tourist and treated as such. Walking the streets on your own gives you a real feel for the place and - at least for a while - you belong.
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DIFERENTE ACTUALE INTRE FEMEI SI BARBATI ...


"We are hundreds to paycheck.
Take half, and buy products,
which would be enough for a week "

In this case, a woman will try to buy the allocated amount of cereals, vegetables, chicken ... In short, something inexpensive that can stretch for several days, not hungry, but do not spend too much.

A man brings the supermarket liter of beer, a pound of shrimp and a pack of cheap biscuits. At the just indignation of a woman he replied that he had bought her favorite cookies, so can not say that he was not thinking about the family. More after the break...

"On weekends, scheduled repairs in the kitchen"

Before the weekend a woman will try to make the kitchen all that can be broken, and will be covered with oilcloth furniture that would not want to slap paint.

A man will approach the issue on a larger scale - obderet wallpaper and tile, lime soskrebet from the ceiling. Return the kitchen to the human condition, he will, at best, a few months later - after a decade of reminders and the two scandals.

"Drop by for a cup of tea?"

Invite a friend for tea, the woman actually made tea, it will spill into cups and offer feast biscuits.

The man relaxed sit down in a chair, take off his jacket and starts a conversation. At this time, the kettle would not even put on a plate. Ten minutes later, plenty of slander, a man out of steam "so to hell with it, this tea!", And climb up to kiss.
"At half past six encounter near cafe"

The woman is late for half an hour, but it comes with a heap of excuses, excuses and tearjerker about torn in the worst possible moment stockings.

A man will come in time. In extreme cases - for ten minutes earlier.
"How am I tired of this job! It is necessary to search something else "

The woman will weigh options for a long time, to study the labor market, and only then be able to take a decision. She needs to think about tomorrow, since the need to feed the child remains even when the work really took.

The man with the noise retires from the hated work. On the question of the wife of the future security of the family will answer something upbeat and vague. The man just knows that everything will be fine.
"The temperature shot up, runny nose appeared"

Even with a temperature of about forty women will cook dinner and wash dishes. If it can move - it will take care of the family.

A man will not just be suffering from lung ailments - he will fight for life. Woman at this time relies feeding medications promakivat man his brow, and is filled with the importance of what is happening.
"You have to buy a box (refrigerator, washing machine, curtains)

A woman will poll some friends on the subject of their cabinets, asked for a visit to personally assess the piece of furniture. Then go down all known her furniture stores, explore the model, they pretend to their housing. After a week of torment buy, finally, a case and remain unhappy with your purchase.

Man to carve out half an hour in your schedule, go down to the nearest furniture store and buy a case, the seller will say that this is the best product of the month. Home may well turn out that the cabinet is absolutely not in harmony with the color of the wallpaper.
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A FI PERFECT ?!


A fost o data un barbat perfect si o femeie perfecta. Ei s-au intilnit si deoarece relatia lor a fost perfecta, s-au casatorit.
Nunta a fost perfecta. Iar viata lor in doi a fost, de asemenea, perfecta.
Intr-o seara de Craciun, in care ningea puternic, aceasta pereche perfecta
mergea cu masina pe o sosea plina de curbe, cind la un moment dat au vazut pe
cineva la marginea strazii, care se pare ca avea o pana.
Era Mos Craciun, cu o tolba plina de cadouri. Deoarece ei nu au vrut sa dezamageasca
copiii cei multi care asteptau cadourile, perechea perfecta l-a invitat pe
Mos Craciun sa se urce in masina lor pt. a ajunge la timp sa imparta
cadourile. Si au pornit la drum. Din nefericire, s-au inrautatit
conditiile meteorologice iar cei trei au avut un accident. Unul
singur din cei trei a supravietuit. Care?


(Ginditi-va mai intâi si abia apoi va uitati la raspuns)











Bine-nteles ca femeia perfecta.
Ea este singura din cele 3 personaje care exista intr-adevar. Toata
lumea stie ca Mos Craciun nu exista.... si ce sa mai zicem de barbatul
perfect...

Pt. femei, povestea se termina aici. Barbatii vor citi in continuare!


Puncte bonus pt. barbati:
Daca Mos Craciun si barbatul perfect nu exista, inseamna ca femeia a
condus. Ceea ce explica de ce s-a si intimplat accidentul.

Si inca ceva: daca esti femeie si ai citit si restul povestii, asta
mai demonstreaza inca o chestie: Femeile nu fac niciodata ce li se spune !

Rutina dupa 30 de ani

Un subiect foarte delicat: cum facem viata mai colorata?

Cum scapam de rutina?


Fie ca sunteti un cuplu, sau singure, acest flagel nu va ocoleste. Trebuie sa faceti cateva eforturi pentru a scapa de banal. Banalul cotidian care ne framanta pe toti, ne macina nervii si nu ne lasa sa fim fericite.

Primul gand care imi vine in minte este drumul zilnic catre scoala sau serviciu. Acelasi drum, zi de zi, fara nimic schimbat, te face sa ajungi deja blazata la locul actiunii, intr-o zi care abia incepe.

Asadar…sa facem cateva artificii si sa schimbam rutina: o alta straduta, o alta masina, un autobuz poate, sau chiar cativa pasi facuti pe jos mai schimba putin obiceiul zilnic.

Apoi, pentru fiecare centimetru de schimbare in traseul zilnic ar trebui sa profitam si sa mergem cu fruntea sus: nu are rost sa ne gandim deja la problemele zilei care abia incepe. O sa fie destul timp si pentru asta. Acum privim oamenii, masinile, magazinele care prind viata, copiii care pleaca la scoala, vanzatorii din piete care isi umplu tarabele cu marfurile, hainele oamenilor – colorate sau nu, potrivite sau nu, cladirile pe langa care trecem in fiecare zi si pe care uitam sa le observam, animalele iesite la promenada etc.

Deja am ajuns la locul faptei….pai sa trecem la pasul urmator: treburile zilnice, prioritatile, cafeaua. Nu in aceeasi ordine in fiecare zi. Putem sa incepem ziua citind e-mailul, sau, luandu-ne o cafea, sau, discutand cu colegii despre prioritatile zilei respective sau, orice credeti ca poate strica rutina zilnica.

Si la intoarcerea acasa ar trebui sa facem un exercitiu important de vointa: lasam la birou/scoala totul: incepe o noua parte a viatii noastre. Asadar, ne relaxam in drumul spre casa privind luminile orasului, sau vitrinele magazinelor, sau, comerciantii…. vedem incheierea unui capitol zilnic.

Poate o privire galanta, sau un flirt ar putea adauga un plus de pozitivism.

Acasa ajunse schimbam hainele si apoi avem la alegere ; o discutie cu partenerul, o cina romantica, o baie fierbinte cu muzica, spuma, lumanari si un pahar de vin, o carte buna, o emisiune interesanta, un film relaxant sau, din contra, unul care ne tine cu inima la gura. In fiecare seara poate fi altceva.

In week-end ne putem programa zi de curatenie, gospodarit casa, pregatit saptamana urmatoare, shopping, patinaj, un film la cinema, etc….

Sunt atat de multe lucruri frumoase care se pot intampla intr-o saptamana incat singura explicatie pe care o dam rutinei este…rutina, blazarea, adancirea intr-o rutina care ne distruge incet, incet, bucuria de a trai, de a simti fericire, de a simti iubire, de a flirta…intr-un cuvant ne amaraste viata.

Dragele mele, sta in puterea noastra sa ne facem o viata ca un basm, o viata despre care citim in carti si de care ne intrebam de multe ori de ce nu poate fi si a noastra.

Aceste momente de tinerete vesnica pot fi ale noastre daca stim sa ne bucuram de fiecare moment al zilei si al noptii si, mai ales, daca o facem in fiecare zi altfel, cu mai multa indarjire, cu mai multa daruire.

Va doresc o viata ca un fulg de nea: pufoasa, curata, linistita si zburdalnica. Nu uitati ca sta in puterea voastra sa o transformati in ceea ce ati visat inca din copilarie.


Valentina Popescu

PLUGUSORUL BRAILEAN 2011 !!!


Aho, aho, dragi mess-omani ,

Si voi Facebook-omani ,

Şi celor din Cotroceni,

Nu mai staţi! Fiţi fericiţi

Pluguşorul să-l porniţi.


În anul ce o să vină
S-aveţi parte de lumină,
Mult noroc şi sănătate,
Masa plină de bucate.


FOREVER 19 azi vă urează,
Şi este mereu pe fază.
Voie bună şi mult spor
În casele tuturor.


Astăzi noi vă colindăm,
De bine să vă urăm,
Şi-am venit c-un Pluguşor
S-aveţi parte de mult spor


Ia mai uraţi, măi flăcăi
Şi sunaţi din zurgălai...


În anu' 2010,
Să dea Domnu' să nu plouă
Inundaţii să nu fie,
Să scăpăm chiar de prostie.


Codu' Galben să dispară
La fel Gripa Aviară;
Cancerul cel uterin,
Va pleca doar c-un vaccine


Cel impus de Guvernanţi
Ăia tare aroganţi,
Care-au fost şi nu mai sunt
De ne-au tot pisat mărunt.


Cred că noi am cam visat...
Guvernul s-a instalat
Dar de treabă nu s-au luat;
Anul vechi care-a trecut


De votări noi ne-am ţinut,
Campanii electorale
“Uniune “şi chiar prezidentiale
La votare noi ne-am dus
Şi ei bine ne-au “tradus”,
C-au ales pe cine-au vrut
Iar pe alţii i-a durut...
Ăia care-au candidat
Dar degeaba... că n-au luat
“Ciolanul” cel mult curtat
Senator sau deputat.


Ia mai uraţi, măi flăcăi
Şi sunaţi din zurgălai...


La
Braila , de Athena am scăpat,
Străzile s-au asfaltat,
Primarul ne-a arătat
Chiar că ne-a şi demonstrat,


Gropile au fost plombate,
Trotuare amenajate,
Căţeii au fost castraţi
Suntem chiar adevăraţi.


Regala s-a terminat
De Grivita s-au apucat,
Pe la domni şi domnişoare
Dar şi prin Grădina Mare;


Parcul este cel mai tare
Doar aşa pentr-o plimbare
Patinoaru' a fost gătat
Hai cu toţi la patinat…

Mai incet , ca s-a scumpit ,

Si nu mai este nimic pe pilit ...


Ce mai viaţă... haideţi măi,
Mai sunaţi din zurgălăi.
Anul nou când va veni,
Vom avea doar “bucurii”,
Greve şi nemulţumiri
Şi vreo două, trei scumpiri


Ce-o să fie, ce-o să fie
Cea mai mare grozăvie,
Vom trăi şi vom vedea,
Criza o vom pondera
De-o să curgă numai miere,
Ne vom umple de avere,
Gratis, toate fără bani
Hai NOROC şi...
“La mulţi ani”!

Importanta virgulei


In cadrul unui experiment sociologic, unei grupe de 50 de oameni
in care erau in mod egal femei si barbati i s-a dat un text si
insarcinarea sa aseze in cadrul acelui text o virgula.
Textul era:
“Daca barbatul ar sti realmente valoarea pe care o are femeia ar
merge in patru labe .”
Toti barbatii au asezat virgula dupa cuvantul „are”.
Toate femeile au asezat virgula dupa cuvantul „femeia”.

Secretul accesoriilor la moda


Indiferent de varsta pe care o ai si de gusturi, trebuie sa tii cont de faptul ca accesoriile iti pot imbunatati mult tinuta vestimentara. Asa ca ai grija ca in caseta ta de bijuterii sa ai accesorii potrivite pentru orice tinuta. Poti prin ele sa-ti pui in valoare hainele dar poti sa le arati si celor din jur ca esti o persoana plina de farmec, cu bun gust si eleganta.


Esarfele


Sunt potrivite pentru orice fel de perioada si pentru orice tip de vestimentatie. Pentru o tinuta eleganta alege o esarfa delicata, din matase sau satin, cu imprimeuri in tonul culorilor folosite. Puteti folosi si o esarfa complet diferica, ca si culoare, de restul tinutei. Chiar daca nu se asorteaza cu hainele, va pune invaloare cerceii pe care-i purtati si fiti sigure ca lumea se va uita la voi. Aveti grija insa, cand folositi o esarfa este bine sa purtati o bluza sau un pulover cu decolteu mai adanc.




Bratarile

Orice femeie ar trebui sa poarte bratari. Mai subtiri sau mai late, colorate, de aur sau argint, de piele, de sfoara impletita, de plastic sau de metal. Este trendy sa folosesti mai multe bratari pe aceeasi mana de culori diferite, si alternant, cateva subtiri si una ceva mai groasa. Dar nu amestecati bratarile foarte groase cu cele foarte subtiri, pentru ca acestea din urma vor fi eclipsate. Bratarile le poti asorta la o tinuta simpla, causaly sau la o tinuta sport. Pentru tinuta office evitati bratarile colorate strident in favoarea celor de aur sau de argint.



Colierele din margele

Poate unele dintre voi veti rade, dar au revenit puternic margelele colorate, din sticla sau din plastic. Timpul a schimbat doar lungimea si modelele. Initial se foloseau coliere de margele doar la baza gatului, dar acum a devenit trendy sa ai un colier cat mai mare, invartit de cateva ori in jurul gatului, inodat etc. Mai mult, colierele foarte lungi se pot purta si in jurul taliei, asortandu-se cu restul hainelor si punandu-le in valoare. De exemplu, la o rochie neagra se potriveste perfect o centura din margele albe, care sa se poata inoda fie in fata fie lateral. Nu veti folosi centura de margele daca rochia este cu buline sau in dungi. Un colier lung poate fi purtat si ca bratara, infasurat de-a lungul antebratului. In aceasta situatie se va folosi un colier din margele mici sau mijlocii, pentru ca sa nu va ingroase mana. Aveti grija! In situatia in care fata voastra este rotunda nu veti folosi colier la baza gatului, ci un colier care va curge catre talie.

Poseta plic



Poate credeti ca o poseta plic se foloseste doar cand mergeti la o petrecere?! In nici un caz! Treziti-va la realitate ca trendul nu va sta prea mult pe aici. Da, e adevarat ca nu puteti avea in ea tot ceea ce aveti intr-o geanta mare, dar din cand in cand ar trebui sa mai renuntati la salonul ambulant de cosmetica pentru a fi mai chic. In fond, nu moare nimeni daca intr-o zi nu-si ia toate unghierele si forfecutele si rujurile si oja si creioanele dermatografe etc etc. Renuntati la utilitate si fiti trendy. Macar din cand in cand. A... iar daca poseta voastra plic are si un lant care va permite sa o puneti pe umar, atunci si mai bine.




Cerceii mari



Si in 2011 se vor purta cerceii imensi, mai ales ca pot fi asortati la orice tip de haine – mai putin la cele sport, pentru ca o combinatie tip adidasi – cercei imensi este mortala din punct de vedere vestimentar – adica va distruge stilul.

Cerceii mari pun in valoare ochii mari. Dar trebuie sa stiti ca daca apelati la ei va trebui sa renuntati la colier sau la alte accesorii de dimensiuni mari. Pentru ca vreti sa puneti in valoare ceva, nu sa ii faceti pe cei din jur sa le fuga ochii cand la cercei, cand la bratari, cand la coliere. Mai ales ca rostul accesoriilor este acela de a va pune in valoare frumusetea fizica prin prisma tinutei vestimentare.



Colierul cu mai multe lanturi



Indiferent daca esti mai slaba sau mai plinuta, acest gen de colier iti da o nota sexi si te pune in valoare, mai ales daca ai si ce arata in zona bustului. Combinati-l cu un maiou casual, alb sau colorat, functie de ce anume doriti sa purtati. O tinuta country si o bluza decoltata este iar o combinatie pusa in valoare de colierul cu multe lanturi.

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Pateu de pasare din slanina de porc

Conform zicalei: nu e pasare ca porcu, producatorii de la PROFI v-au pregatit o mica surpriza: pateu de pasare din slanina de porc. Nu conteaza daca vreunul dintre voi e alergic la carnea de porc. In fond, pe eticheta scrie pasare...

Pateul de pasare de la PROFI este de fapt facut din slanina de…porc si musteste de chimicale

Legea 363 din 2007 sanctioneaza drastic publicitatea inselatoare facuta de comercianti, mai ales cand este vorba de ..alimente care sunt destinate consumului romanilor si mai ales copiilor din tara noastra.


Continuand seria exceptionala "Ce bem, Ce mancam", Cristina Andreea Calin de la Jurnalul a prezentat cazul pateului de pasare de la PROFI ROM FOOD SRL, aceasi firma care opereaza si lantul de magazine cu acelasi nume.


Acest pateu desi este inscris pe eticheta ca fiind ..de pasare...de fapt contine slanina de... PORC, fara ca acest lucru sa fie mentionat pe undeva pe eticheta produsului, inducand grav in eroare consumatorii. In plus pe eticheta produsului apare mentionat doar E472 insa in fapt in produs mai exista inca doi euri E301 si E250, extrem de nocivi pentru corpul uman , care duc la cancer, obezitate, hipertensiune , osteoporoza, Parkinson si Alzheimer...Iata asadar ca avem superoferta de la Profi : cumparam un produs si primim inapoi vreo 10 boli crunte!



Pateu din slanina



Nesanatos. Pateul contine un exces de grasimi periculoase



CE BEM, CE MINCAM


Denumirea de pe eticheta ne duce cu gindul la un produs sanatos, care poate fi consumat de majoritatea persoanelor. Numai ca fica­tul de pui nu este ingredientul principal, iar consumatorul este pacalit.



Pateul de pasare Profi are ca ingredient principal slanina de porc. Ficatul de pui are o pondere de doar 30%, fiind urmat in lista compozitionala de apa, sare, emulgator E 472, esteri ai acidului acetic sau lactic cu mono si digliceride ai acizilor grasi, condimente, antioxidant: izoascorbat de sodiu E 301, consevant: nitrit de sodiu E 250. Producatorul precizeaza ca pateul a fost obtinut prin fierbere.



ANALIZA

Profesorul doctor Gheorghe Mencinicopschi descrie produsul analizat ca fiind de tip pate obtinut din slanina de porc, ficat de pui, apa, sare si aditivi alimentari din clasa emulgatorilor, antioxidantilor si conservantilor. Pateul are un profil nutritional dezechilibrat, cu un exces de grasimi animale saturate (slanina de porc si grasimi saturate din fica­tul de pui) inalt aterogene, periculoase pentru sanatate, care imprima si o densitate energetica foarte ridicata. Produsul aduce si un aport mare de sodiu provenit din sare si din aditivii E 301 izoascorbat de sodiu si E 250 nitrit de sodiu. Acest exces provoaca tulburari ale tensiunii arteriale, retinerea apei in tesuturi, impiedica fixarea calciului in oase, este nefrotoxic.



CONCLUZII

Produsul ana­lizat nu este indicat copiilor, su­praponderalilor si obezilor, adolescentilor, femeilor insarcinate si care alapteaza, hipertensivilor, suferinzilor de maladii hepato-renale, de dislipidemie si hipertrigliriceridemie, de guta, de ma­ladii cardio si cerebrovasculare, neurodegenerative (Parkinson si Alzheimer), suferinzilor de cancere, de maladii ale pielii, celor cu ar­titrita reumatoida, cu osteoporoza, persoanelor cu status proinflamator sistemic


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Cozonac cu chimicale de Craciun

Boromir - Cozonac cu chimicale

Continuand seria exceptionala"Ce bem, Ce mancam", Cristina Andreea Calin de la Jurnalul a prezentat cazul cozonacului de la Boromir, care efectiv este o BOMBA CALORICA, si pe langa faptul ca el contine 3 Euri periculoase, producatorul nu considera necesar sa anunte diabeticii ca, odata cu consumul acestuia, daca nu au insulina langa ei, pot ajunge doar la doua destinatii: spital sau morga.

Grasimile hidrogenate afecteaza inima


In compozitia produsului intra o cantitate foarte mare de margarina. Aceasta este o grasime modificata chimic, care afecteaza functionarea ficatului si a sistemului cardiovascular.



Cozonacul cu cacao si rahat Boromir are in compozitie "faina alba de grâu 000, apa, zahar, grasimi vegetale hidrogenate, rahat (24%), drojdie naturala, oua, lapte praf, zahar invertit, emulgatori: mono si digliceride ale acizilor grasi E 471, lecitina E 322, sorbitol E 420, cacao (1%), sare iodata, arome: vanilia". Produsul poate contine bucati de coaja de nuca si contine alergeni: gluten, ou, nuca. De asemenea, sintem avertizati ca produsul este tratat cu alcool etilic. Valorile nutritive pentru 100 de grame de produs sint: valoare energetica 434 kcal/kj, proteine 10g, carbohidrati 63g, lipide 14,5g.



ANALIZA

Cozonacul analizat este un produs de panificatie cu profil nutritional dezechilibrat, cu un exces de glucide (63%), cu absorbtie lenta (amidon din faina alba) si cu absorbtie rapida si index glicemic foarte ridicat (zaharoza si zahar provenit din rahat, zahar invertit: glucoza-fructoza). Profesorul doctor Gheorghe Mencinicopschi ne atrage atentia ca produsul contine si lipide hidrogenate periculoase pentru sanatatea inimii si a ficatului. Densitatea energetica a produsului este foarte ridicata: 434 kcal/100 de grame. Produsul contine si o serie de aditivi alimentari si surse de gluten, ou, nuca, lactoza, proteina din lapte, de care alergicii trebuie sa tina cont. Sorbitolul, E 420, poate provoca probleme digestive daca este consumat in exces.



CONCLUZII

In urma analizei informatiilor inscrise pe eticheta, rezulta ca produsul nu este indicat supraponderalilor si obezilor, copiilor, femeilor insarcinate si care alapteaza, hipertensivilor, celor cu dislipidemie, persoanelor cu maladii cardio si cerebrovasculare, hepatorenale, celor cu sindrom metabolic. Suferinzii de rezistenta la insulina si de diabet il vor consuma numai cu avizul medicului curant, tinind cont de aportul de glucide adus de produs. Cei cu intoleranta la lactoza sau cu alergie la unul din componentele produsului il vor testa in prealabil.

Cozonacul este interzis suferinzilor de celiachie.

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Top 10 locuri unde poti umbla gol in 2011


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Rugby in pielea goala in Dunedin, Noua Zeelanda

Pentru a te alinia la startul sportului favorit al Noii Zeelande (si pentru a sarbatori totdata si Ziua nationala a goliciunii), studentii de la colegiul din Otago se dezbraca si se apuca de rugby. Cei de la The Nude Blacks (o replica a faimoasei echipe All Blacks) se intrec la temperaturi extrem de scazute, pentru a-si dovedi curajul atletic si pentru a-si purta fundurile goale pe tot terenul. Pentru a-ti arata sprijinul, fii cel mai bun suporter dezbracat cu putinta.

Campionatul mondial de poker pe dezbracate de la Londra

Londra a transformat in realitate cea mai buna idee a ta despre jocurile de noroc desfasurate in toiul noptii si stropite din belsug cu bautura. Profesionistii lor se intalnesc anual pentru a demonstra ca sunt cei mai buni sau dimpotriva pentru a-si afisa lipsa de rusine pe care o au atunci cand pierd. La debutul acestei competitii, in anul 2006, participantii purtau 5 articole de imbracaminte pe care le dadeau jos pe masura ce pierdeau cate o mana la carti. Recent regulile s-au schimbat si turneul s-a transformat intr-un faimos club de striptease. Acum, la dispozitia competitorilor sta o stripteuza (unele cazinouri ofera si bautura gratis, ceea ce e mai mult decat bine) care isi da ea jos hainele pentru tine. Poate pentru ca unii campioni de poker nu arata chiar asa de bine fara pantaloni pe ei? Se pare ca anumite distractii pot fi folosite si drept tactici de trisare.

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[ FOTO ] GRASII LUMII - TOP 10 !

Top 10 Biggest Losers of Season 2010 — Before and After

01. Patrick House
Starting weight: 400 lbs.
Finale weight: 219 lbs.
Lost 181 lbs., 45.25 percent

The 28-year-old sales rep from Vicksburg, Miss., won “The Biggest Loser” and took home the $250,000 prize. This season’s “Biggest Loser” and winner of the $250,000 grand prize, Patrick, joined the show after hitting his personal rock bottom. He lost his job, he was forced to borrow money from family members just to make ends meet and he felt certain he would die young. Patrick has since transformed his life by losing an impressive 181 pounds and has put all of those worries behind him. ee the amazing transformations and pounds shed by the contestants, which included four players who started the show at over 400 pounds. 9 More after the break...
02. Alfredo ‘Frado’ Dinten
Starting weight: 367 lbs.
Finale weight: 205 lbs.
Lost 162 lbs., 44.14 percent

The 48-year-old futures commodity trader from Staten Island, NY, took second place.

As the senior member of season 10’s only alliance, which consisted of himself, Patrick and Brendan, Frado was instrumental in keeping Patrick in the game, as well as ensuring his own second-place finish. The former Marine said he thought of “The Biggest Loser” as his “next boot camp” and saw some of the same rewards that his one brought about.

03. Ada Wong
Starting weight: 258 lbs.
Finale weight: 159 lbs.
Lost 99 lbs., 38.37 percent

The 28-year-old project coordinator from Santa Clara, Calif., came in third place.

For Ada, gaining self confidence was just as important as losing weight. She accomplished both goals while on the ranch, and healed old familial wounds once she went back home. Ada went from final four to final three thanks to America’s vote, and while she didn’t take the top honor, she walk away in third place with her “Ada the Terminator” reputation intact.

04. Mark Pinhasovich
Starting weight: 421 lbs.
Finale weight: 208 lbs.
Lost 213 lbs., 50.59 percent

The 31-year-old bartender from New Jersey was season 10's at-home winner.

Mark not only bested his fellow eliminated competitors and claimed the $100,000 prize, but his total weight loss percentage even put him far ahead of grand prize winner Patrick. The 31-year-old bartender didn’t have an easy road to the at-home win. On finale night, Mark revealed that he ran into troubles when he first left “The Biggest Loser” ranch, but he credited several members of the show’s alumni with getting him back on track.

05. Rick DeRoque
Starting weight: 350 lbs.
Finale weight: 185 lbs.
Lost 165 lbs., 47.14 percent

Despite undergoing gastric bypass surgery years earlier, Rick continued to struggle with his weight before arriving on the ranch. Since then, he’s dropped close to half of his body weight, and in the “pay it forward” spirit, he’s also started a foundation to make sure others in his home state of Arkansas have the resources they need to get in shape.

06. Adam Hurtado
Starting weight: 402 lbs.
Finale weight: 220 lbs.
Lost 182 lbs., 45.27 percent

Before joining “The Biggest Loser,” Adam lost his mother due a heart attack brought on by complications from diabetes and obesity. He believes she’s since acted as his angel and helped him achieve his weight-loss goal.

07. Jesse Atkins
Starting weight: 369 lbs.
Finale weight: 203 lbs.
Lost 166 lbs., 44.99 percent

Jesse called his starting weight a “fog that hangs over everything.” Not anymore. After eight weeks on the “The Biggest Loser” ranch, much of the fog lifted. He reached his remaining goal at home.

08. Aaron Thompkins
Starting weight: 468 lbs.
Finale weight: 296 lbs.
Lost 172 lbs., 36.75 percent

Aaron decided to lose weight and improve his overall health both for himself and his 3-year-old son, London. The graphic designer joined the competition with the highest starting weight of the season, but he never let that fact hold him back.

09. Lisa Mosely
Starting weight: 288 lbs.
Finale weight: 191 lbs.
Lost 97 lbs., 33.68 percent

When Lisa’s young daughter was hospitalized after she stopped eating and drinking because she didn’t want to turn out like her mom, Lisa knew it was time to change her life. “I think that I’m the best person for her to look up to now instead of the worst,” the sales rep said.

10. Anna Wright
Starting weight: 330 lbs.
Finale weight: 221 lbs.
Lost 109 lbs., 33.03 percent

Anna lost her 3-year-old son to cancer and stopped taking care of herself following his death. For the sake of herself and her surviving son, she competed for a spot on the ranch, and although her stay was short, she made the most of it.
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